Ow, my self-esteem!

It occurs to me that the heroes of Final Fantasy are kinda fugly. This is very old-school. In newer games, where the young adolescent boy is supposed to identify himself fully with the macho, spikey-haired, sword-swinging hero, nobody ever stops talking about how great he is. "Oh, Crono, you're so thoughtful!" "Oh Squall, you're so skilled at military training drills!" "Oh Cloud, you are the prettiest whore of them all!"

So this comes as a surprise:





Well, that's just her opinion. Maybe she's just not that into guys. She DOES have all those brooms floating around, you know. Who knows what she REALLY uses them for.

Let's find someone objective to tell me how good-looking I.... oh.







Even the inanimate objects are telling you how ugly you are. No wonder this series grows up to be all emo.