Can two nerds do it? Take the most epic journey across the Final Fantasy Universe ever? Can they avoid being knocked down in I, find the first Chocobos in II, play the long, lost forgotten cousin III, cleanse their soul in IV, save the crystals in V, blabber on and on about how great VI is, and then go beyond, into the world of 3D, emo, and fantastically absurd hair? Read, and find out!

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Back on track (in Dawn of Souls)

Hooray! I liberated the castle.



Gee, ya think? Oh, and by the way...


Something's just not right in this throne room, yo. Is Hilda...




... getting with Gordon?


What the fuck is this? Seriously, I'm the hero. I get dibs on the princess, not Prince Pussy over here. Does this mean I have to end up with the bland, purple-haired chick with the messed-up eyebrows? Weak. Ooh, but at least she brings THIS to the table:


OMG, Ultima! I can't wait to cast it in battle!


.... fuck.

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