Back on track (in Dawn of Souls)
Hooray! I liberated the castle.
Something's just not right in this throne room, yo. Is Hilda...
... getting with Gordon?
What the fuck is this? Seriously, I'm the hero. I get dibs on the princess, not Prince Pussy over here. Does this mean I have to end up with the bland, purple-haired chick with the messed-up eyebrows? Weak. Ooh, but at least she brings THIS to the table:
OMG, Ultima! I can't wait to cast it in battle!
.... fuck.
No comments:
Post a Comment