Can two nerds do it? Take the most epic journey across the Final Fantasy Universe ever? Can they avoid being knocked down in I, find the first Chocobos in II, play the long, lost forgotten cousin III, cleanse their soul in IV, save the crystals in V, blabber on and on about how great VI is, and then go beyond, into the world of 3D, emo, and fantastically absurd hair? Read, and find out!

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Hooray!

I beat the game! Not without a lot of difficulty, as described by Matty. Who the hell designs a final dungeon where you have to fight like six bosses for three hours without being able to save your game? It doesn't matter. I beat the game because I am a goddamn LIGHT WARRIOR. Suck it, bitches.


As a reward for beating the game, I get this little cutscene about the disturbing lack of intimacy in Cid's marriage.




It's a bittersweet ending, really. Like how at the end of FF7, where Tifa's macking on Cloud, but they both know that he will only ever love that muscular guy in the bathhouse.


Now for the credits! All the old school development team is here.



But we all REALLY know who to thank here.


That's right. Without 4 old men, none of this would ever be possible.

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