Can two nerds do it? Take the most epic journey across the Final Fantasy Universe ever? Can they avoid being knocked down in I, find the first Chocobos in II, play the long, lost forgotten cousin III, cleanse their soul in IV, save the crystals in V, blabber on and on about how great VI is, and then go beyond, into the world of 3D, emo, and fantastically absurd hair? Read, and find out!

Thursday, March 20, 2008

If you tag it, they will come

I'm in the middle of midterms, so the FF7 playing has been a little bit slow. I'm in the middle of writing up another post for you guys, but I should be writing a paper about how there are salesmen in both "The Iceman Cometh" and (surprise!) "Death of a Salesman." I know, super profound, right?

So, in the meantime, here's something I found amusing. It's a list of all the various keywords that people have used to find our blog. I've highlighted my favorites-- those which are either the most hilarious, or the most revolting, or some combination of both..




3230.48%blogging final fantasy

76.67%final fantasy sex

32.86%final fantasy

32.86%blogging zelda

21.90%welcome to the town of assaram

21.90%oh my hero so far away now

10.95%terra orphanage ff6

10.95%conclusion of my hero

10.95%rosa final fantasy slutty

10.95%kefka

10.95%ff6 endings

10.95%final fantasy ladies

10.95%final fantasy vi shadow/relm

10.95%oh my hero so far away no

10.95%matola

10.95%wow to get dancer on ff11

10.95%10 sex hot

10.95%final fantasy x-death fucking tree

10.95%ff6a magicite list

10.95%oh my hero opera

10.95%final fantasy sex games

10.95%final fantasy vii cash cow

10.95%poopenschaft

10.95%final fantasy plots

10.95%final fantasy the journey continues fan

10.95%ff2j best black mage setup

10.95%blogging ff

10.95%intra species sex

10.95%bloggingdq

10.95%oh my hero

10.95%16 bit rpgs

10.95%final fantasy 7 hot sex

10.95%tecmo secret of the stars

10.95%conclusion about molest

10.95%ff4/ odin / snes

10.95%how to make leo on ff6a gba ff6

10.95%oh my hero, so far away now

10.95%oh my hero, so far away now.

10.95%opera ff3 song oh my hero

10.95%final fantasy rip game

10.95%ramza infp

10.95%ffvi opera oh my hero

10.95%ff6 secret gau scene

10.95%ff6 secret scenes

10.95%game plot

10.95%opera lyrics ffvi

10.95%sabin figaro girlfriend

10.95%hero so far away now smile

10.95%ff7 character list

10.95%j2e ff4 translation

10.95%fantasy ladies fi

10.95%ff7 restore

10.95%celes suicide snes

10.95%molestation fantasy

10.95%fantasy sheap

10.95%different endings for final fantasy 6

10.95%final fantasy 16 bit

10.95%final fantasy 2 translation errors

10.95%ff7 endi

10.95%ff7 added effect

10.95%ff7 added effect odin

10.95%sketch bug gau



You know what this means, guys! More suggestive tagging and titling of posts, from here on in. We've got to attract that coveted sheap fetishist demographic, after all.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I just want to say that for the record I did type in "figaroin ur dogz" into google just to see if anything else would come up.

Because that is a great line.


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