Final Fantasy III!

...It starts.

Final Fantasy III is pretty much the archetype by which FFV is built. It's not quite as polished -- you've got four generic heroes rather than people with personality, but it's got crystals, job classes.... Just a general good time.

The graphics and sound are a definite fallback from our I and II game. This is the original, non-advanced version, so the sound is a bit painful, the graphics are absurdly lacking, but the difficulty feels about spot on.

With four heroes to name, I had to go with what seems like the obvious...

Yes, I too have matured greatly since 1990.


Why did I go with the last character not being a Wheel of Time name?









Easy! It makes for hilarious screenshots like this.

Hee. Carbuncle Fucker.

New insult, ye hath been borne.